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Man's way leads to a hopeless end.
God's way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in
good standing.


He who kneels before God can stand
before anyone.


Don't put a question mark
where God puts a period.


Are you wrinkled with burden?
Come to the Church for a face lift.


When praying - don't give God
instructions - just report for duty.


Don't wait for six men to take you to Church.


We don't change God's message.
His message changes us.


Worry is the darkroom in which
negatives can develop.


Never give the devil a ride -
He will always want to drive.